Menu of the Year Restoran Tiga Ananda

Nama Menu: UCIL SI KANCIL, PERJALANAN MENJADI BERANI

Pencipta resep: Tria Ayu K

Penguji resep: Yenni Saputri

Bagian garnish: Rizqia Sadida

Bahan-bahan:

Bahan super utama: 1 ekor utuh kancil Jawa yang bahkan diragukan kemampuannya dalam menggugah selera makan para pecinta kuliner

Bahan utama:

• Aksara 26 butir (buang 1-5 butir aksara yang tidak perlu)
• Tanda baca secukupnya, tidak kurang, tidak lebih
• Peribahasa beserta artinya 10 gelondong
• Pengetahuan 2/5 liter
• Imajinasi 3/5 liter

Bumbu utama:

• Humor 30 sendok makan
• Keberanian 40 gelas belimbing
• Rasa takut dan rasa tegang dengan perbandingan 50:50
• Pesan-pesan yang mengandung nasehat, sesuai selera

Bahan Sekunder:

• Jerapah, monyet, landak, elang, merpati, monyet, dan hewan-hewan lainnya, yang tidak akan cukup dicemplungkn dalam satu kuali jika harus disebutkan semuanya.
• Pak Tani dan orang-orangan sawah dan apa saja yang berada di luar batas hutan.
• Kuda nil dan kancil-kancil lain selain Ucil.
• Truk, pesawat, dan lalu-lalang kendaraan di jalan.
• Tokoh-tokoh lain yang ditambahkan kemudian begitu dipandang perlu.

Topping pelengkap:

• Desir angin
• Wangi tanah basah
• Daun berserakan
• Awan berarak
• Rerumputan
• Kubangan
• Kandang ayam
• Deru mesin kendaraan
• Polusi
• Tali rafia
• Dan segala hal yang membuat masakan ini menjadi tampak lebih lezat, yang mana hal-hal tersebut baru bisa diketahui ketika dalam proses memasak.

Soundtrack yang disarankan untuk didengar saat memasak menu ini: Auman macan tutul dan kokok ayam jago.

Cara memasak:

Oke, ini sulit. Saya bukan orang yang suka memasak sesuai resep, walau resep itu saya sendiri yang menyusunnya. Saya pakai ilmu kira-kira. Saya bisa tega membuang bahan yang saya rencanakan atau menambah bahan yang tak terpikir sebelumnya. Hasilnya memang bakal mengejutkan. Bisa jadi kamu bakal terkejut karena masakan ini lebih enak dari yang kamu bayangkan… ehm….

Yang pasti, dari kedua puluh enam abjad itu, saya tidak yakin apakah akan memasukkan huruf Q dan X. Dua huruf itu memang istimewa, biasa digunakan dalam masakan futuristik, sementara saya tengah meramu hidangan dari hewan dan hutan. Saya ingin menamai tokoh saya Qancil, tapi takut kamu kemudian lupa memakai huruf K untuk kancil. Jadi, tokoh kancil rekaan saya lebih baik saya namakan Ucil. Terkesan lebih akrab, bukan? Seolah kamu sedang membaca kisah tentang temanmu sendiri.

Abjad-abjad itu belum bisa saya gunakan jika belum ada cerita di kepala saya. Jadi, setelah menyiapkan bahan di meja komputer, yang saya lakukan adalah memasukkan satu per satu bahan ke alat super canggih yang menempel di kepala saya:  otak. Kocok sebagian bahan hingga mengental, sebagian diuleni hingga kalis, sisanya sisihkan dulu untuk dimasukkan di tengah-tengah proses memasak.

Aduk-aduk dengan sepenuh hati sampai kuah mendidih dan menebar aroma harum. Cicipi sedikit demi sedikit dengan penuh perasaan. Jika rasa belum pas, tambahkan bumbu, atau kurangi toping. Jika tak yakin, serahkan pada tim penguji. Kau selalu butuh lidah orang lain untuk tahu kalau masakanmu sudah benar-benar enak atau sekadar ‘yaach, begitulah…’

Penguji masakan akan memberi masukan dan saya dengan senang hati memikirkan masukan tersebut kemudian menerjemahkannya ke dalam masakan saya. Jika sudah diolah ulang, cicipi lagi hingga rasanya pas. Lalu, serahkan lagi ke penguji dan akan diteruskan ke bagian garnish agar masakan bertambah cantik.

Apakah kamu penasaran seperti apa rasa masakan saya? Yakin deh, kancil kecil itu sudah berubah wujud menjadi masakan super lezat. Datanglah ke Restoran Tiga Ananda dan lihat daftar menu. Pesan Ucil Si Kancil: Perjalanan Menjadi Berani. Lupakan sejenak table manner. Tak perlu duduk manis untuk menikmati masakan yang saya suguhkan. Sebab percayalah, rasa masakan ini terlalu meledak-ledak di mulut.

Selamat menikmati dengan penuh keberanian! (Tria Ayu K.)

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